Golden Globes

So another award ceremony, another excuse for celebrities to show off their blossoming bumps and new arm candy, whilst slyly competing for attention with their frenemies. Obviously stealing the show were Glee and The Social Network, both deserving winners, however there were many deserving nominees. Anyway, important stuff later, Zeffers man, what up with the hair?

It looks like when your boyfriend gets a haircut against your better judgement that it will clearly look like crap for a week or two, and then look hot when it grows out a little, when will they learn?! Just ew, I can't look at this any more, he looks like a back up dancer for N Dubz.

On the topic of hair, two more bones to pick...Biebs, I didn't think it possible for you to look any more like a 9 year old lesbian with a confusing tan, but well done, you've succeeded...However, still cute a s a button, and ANYTHING is better than than weird sweep over thing he had going on before.

Last but not least, Sandra Bullock...Great cut, yes, but it seems like it's too heavy for her face, there's just something awkward about it, and has that inability to smile got anything to do with a face full o' botox perhaps...? Learn from Nicole Kidman's mistakes, PLEASE.

As usual, Mrs Pitt looked heavenly in a sensational Atelier Versace gown, covered in Swarovski crystals...Love the simple hair and make up as well, beautiful as always. 

Also looking radiant was one gorgeous Miss Hathaway, in this to die for Armani Prive(anyone who says metallics are over, think again!) Another display of understated hair and make up, proving that less is definitely more.

And shoe award of the night could go to none other than Olivia Wilde, in these breathtaking Louboutins, which I would happily claw my way across a scorching desert to get to.

Quick shout out to the losers of the night...

Visible boob tape Hayden Panettiere? What is this, 2002? Who even are you? Seriously, I have no idea.

Megan honey, I love you so, so much, you know I do, that dress is A*, the hair, the make up, ugh that impossibly beautiful face, just know that I would fully lez it up for you. It's just, and remember, I'm saying this because I LOVE YOU, but babe, take yo skinny ass down to Pizza Hut, and just stay there for a couple of weeks. Also, not loving the pout, which(god forbid) is looking a leetle plastic.

So that's my Joan Collins fill for today, and oh, look at that, I haven't covered anything remotely important, my bad.

AWOL

The last few weeks have been spent alarmingly detached from my best friend aka the internet, due to the slight event of like moving to a different continent etcetera etcetera...My trusty laptop has been stowed away and neglected terribly, whilst I frantically run around packing my life away into boxes (and by this I literally mean I have been watching NBC's Community non stop for a month, leaving packing til the VERY last moment possible). So, if you haven't heard of Community, here's my account of the BEST show ever...

Jeff- Impossibly handsome(trust me, he grows on you) ex-lawyer who's license was suspended due to it being less-than-legitimate...So Jeff and his lawyer-esque powers of persuasion are forced to enrol in college to validate his license. He chooses the most effortless route possible, enrolling in Greendale Community College, where he stumbles across a group of ambitously-challenged(yeah, I'm making that a thing) misfits of all ages, races, and sanity levels in a quest to get some puss-ayyyyy. 

Britta- See above puss-ayyyyy. Britta dropped out of school cause she thought it would impress Radiohead, and subsequently became one of those vegetarian Peace Core hippies that actually do very little except preach. Despite this, Britta has a certain vulnerable charm, and is often seen as the mum to Jeff's dad of the group(does that make sense? Probably not). Anyway, Britta is always keen to help the others with their mainly ridiculous problems, and her and Jeff's ever-growing sexual tension leads to some great moments.

Annie- Little Annie Adderall as she was once know is the baby of the group...recently leaving school due to a brief addiction to pills. Some what of a goody two shoes, Annie is determined to show that she does not need to be constantly mothered, and her growing sexuality throughout the series makes for some great storylines.

Abed- Possibly the greatest character ever created by television, pop culture junkie Abed joined Greendale to join his family falafel business. However Abed's constant(and I mean CONSTANT) need to refer everything back to tv and film prompts the characters to help him fund film classes. Abed's obsession with film and lack of ability to connect to real life come in surprisingly useful, as he can instantly characterise people and situations, leading to the group believing he may have Aspergers.

Troy- Another youngster from the same high school as Annie, Troy is an ex football player who accidently on purpose dislocated both his shoulders in a keg stand(sorry, KEG FLIP, they're very hard to pull off). Troys...lack of brain power shall we say, makes him extremely watchable, and his bromance with Abed is probably the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

Pierce- Oldie of the bunch Pierce(played by the great Chevvy Chase) isn't quite all there, and his accidental racism and homophobia are, to be frank, fucking hilarious, as are his constant attempts to be seen as young. Once a moist towlette tycoon, Pierce is a naive, rich, stage seven 'reformed Buddist' who really has very little reason to be at Greendale bar boredom.

Shirley- Usually calm and motherly Shirley has been left somewhat bitter after her husband left her, and is studying business to launch her online baked goods company. Whilst usually appearing calm and sweet, she has a party animal side to her that pops out occasionally, which is always fun.

Yeah so this is what has been consuming my life recently, it's a lot better than I make it out to be...sorry.